Saturday, October 8, 2011

"Should our bodies become bullets after death?"

In one of the most patently american moves yet, a new company will stuff your cremated remains into shells, cartridges and bullets. Perfect for the christian that wants to get inside the head of a Palestinian.

Priests have condemned this of course. Oh, not for the artillery aspect, but for the cremation part. See, Christians think people need to be buried with proper neanderthal rites in a wooden box with flowers so when the apocalypse comes they will be reanimated like Jesus purportedly was and then time will end.

What do you think? Is this a better answer than being tuned into a tree? :)

Should our bodies become bullets after death?"

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